Monthly Archives: March 2012

Don’t Talk to Me About Your Purse

Although for the most part I usually enjoy socializing with friends….

…I admit that sometimes I do take them for granted.

But that’s because some people like to talk about really stupid shit.



But there is hope here. Whenever a new conversation arises, there’s always a small window of opportunity–before everyone gets too sucked in–to say something and distract everyone.

So I yell out the first thing that pops into my head.

The very first thing.


But it’s just no use.

I am chest deep in some purse talking crap-ola. (Spanish for “poo”).

So I try to give myself a talk and remind myself that I don’t always have to enjoy every conversation that comes up. And that sometimes when I am around people, they’re going to talk about things that either don’t interest me, or annoy the living hell out of every membrane in my system.

The mature thing to do would be to relax and wait them out.

But then it just gets to a point when I give in to my primal “Id” and begin thinking really mean….primal thoughts.

But wait a minute! I know what will shut them up. I suddenly realize that my purse is waaaaaay better than all of their purses combined.

So I throw open my bag and out he jumps!






Hey ladies! Did you like the purses you saw on the blog today? Well, GREAT NEWS! They are all on sale exclusively at the blog sight today!

Let’s start off with this sassy little number!

I call this one “Mortgage” because that’s exactly what you will not have, after you purchase this beauty.

But don’t stress, because it’s totally worth it!

Who needs a roof over their head anyway?

Woah, slow down and come to a complete stop for this bargain!

This smart traffic sign inspired handbag can be touted anywhere from the

runway, all the way to the board room.

It tells the world “Hey, not only am I street savvy, but I also have a mind for business.”

Kind of like a hooker.

Because when you aren’t born with Social Status,

you sure as hell better be able to buy it!



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